my blog is a mess but so am i

I'm a high schooler from America. I'm a dumb loser. I get super interested in things and reblog it for like 36 hours nonstop then go back to normal. Female pronouns, bisexual.

realhousewivesofnightvale:

Don’t wish death on your enemies. Wish geese on them. Wish thousands of geese into their life. Geese in their yard. Geese in their car. Geese in their workplace. Geese in their bed. Tiny geese in their hair. Geese in their food. JPEGs of angry geese overtaking their computer. Turn their whole family into geese. Awful hissy mean geese everywhere. A fate worse than death.

(via katwolf135)

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via telapathetic)

caroldamver:

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

(via noiverny)

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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(via krd4fun)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
mermaid-expert:

a sketch of my modern eponine that i drew in math class

more stuff from my art blog

mermaid-expert:

a sketch of my modern eponine that i drew in math class

more stuff from my art blog

ask-the-revolution:

welcome to the unrequitted love club featuring Eponine and Grantaire

ask-the-revolution:

welcome to the unrequitted love club featuring Eponine and Grantaire

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

(Source: pmd2, via whovianpotterlocked)

bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

(via desperatefortennant)