my blog is a mess but so am i

School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up

Student: I got bullied.

School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

cosenangel:

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Enjoy~

(via dannysexbutt)

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

(Source: exoergic, via greenwiseowl)

worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

(via eren--swaegar)

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via missdontcare-x)

olisupertramp:

this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.

(Source: freezyqueen, via mishacollinsatemypie)

Me: *looks in mirror*

Me: iconic

shelbycragg:

fortune favors the bold

shelbycragg:

fortune favors the bold

(via puerimagus)

Myers Briggs by Mythical Creatures

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Phoenix
ESTP: Centaur
INTJ: Basilisk
ESFP: Pegasus
INFP: Unicorn
ESTJ: Hellhound
INTP: Wizard
ESFJ: Angel
ISFJ: Genie
ENTP: Sea Serpent
ISTJ: Vampire
ENFP: Pixie
ISFP: Siren
ENTJ: Griffin
ISTP: Werewolf
ENFJ: Fairie

(via dggeoff)

My interests include colored lesbian warriors with badass scars

My interests include colored lesbian warriors with badass scars

k009:

She laughed and said “Nice Joke”

k009:

She laughed and said “Nice Joke”

(via fineilljustdatemyselfthen)


There’s a universe out there, with a large mutant population, in which SHIELD is mostly staffed by mutants. Its director is Erik Lensherr. It’s exactly as terrifying as you would expect

There’s a universe out there, with a large mutant population, in which SHIELD is mostly staffed by mutants. Its director is Erik Lensherr. It’s exactly as terrifying as you would expect

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons, via x-men-forever)

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)